Anonymous asked: Do you think androids dream of electric sheep?
Like, duh.
Solely for trolling. It’s a stress outlet that keeps me from being horrible to people I actually know.
I got a twitter because I don’t know who I am anymore.
Please follow me so I don’t die alone. @goddamnitttt
I love fucking with people on the internet. That’s a link to the song Soul Man, in case you were wondering.
(Source: boredinary)
“I don’t like the clothes, and the models all look like they’re addicted to heroin.” —my dad, on urban outfitters.
this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life
Cannot stop laughing.
(Source: fukkkres, via animalelder)