I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
Anonymous said: I'm gonna keep on lovin Jews.
Cuz they’re the only ones I wanna do.
manicpixiedreampunx said: I miss ya, bb.
I miss u 2. When I get a real job and a real life, I’m gonna do a circuit visit.
Become a figure skater they said
you will be graceful they said
Anonymous said: Are you a cigarette bc you've got a hot butt?
I’m losing it.
I think I’ll be Mike Ditka for halloween next year.
Anonymous said: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO CUTE, HUH?
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Mabelline.