(Source: australian-government, via animalelder)

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

(via emmawoelve)

Anonymous said: I'm gonna keep on lovin Jews.

Cuz they’re the only ones I wanna do.

You don't have to read this but you probably should

emmawoelve:

I feel like I’ve come across an alarming number of people lately who don’t really understand what feminism is….so here is what feminism means to me-because honestly if I hear one more woman say “I’m NOT a feminist” I might lose my mind…not to say she doesn’t have the right to think that way-I just…

YUP

manicpixiedreampunx said: I miss ya, bb.

I miss u 2. When I get a real job and a real life, I’m gonna do a circuit visit.

papa-erwin:

fuckyeahgodofmischief:

Become a figure skater they said

you will be graceful they said

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Anonymous said: Are you a cigarette bc you've got a hot butt?

Yes.

I’m losing it.

I’m losing it.

I think I’ll be Mike Ditka for halloween next year. 

Anonymous said: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO CUTE, HUH?

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Mabelline.